Thursday, January 17, 2008

For the Kids


22 minutes
11:09 AM Todd: told her if she wasn't careful i'd put wireless webcams in the house and make some money on the side
she didn't find it funny
heh
11:11 AM me: lol

28 minutes
11:39 AM me: I think it would be funny to do as a gag. Like punked but without homosech Ashton
11:40 AM Just place a camera in the bathroom but leave the cable out , then have about 10 other cameras connected to the same cable
I would love to see what see does to you

9 minutes
11:50 AM Todd: no thanx ass
lol
that would NOT be funny
11:55 AM what will be funny however is when at your wedding she objects at the appropriate time

59 minutes
12:54 PM me: Already have that with Liza's lesbian friend

9 minutes
1:04 PM me: I got an idea
1:06 PM Since there are windows that overlook the ceremony site, you should bang on the windows shirtless screaming my name
then say..."Just kidding" and come be in the wedding party
1:08 PM Todd: hahahahahahahaha
i don't think i like the idea of your wife throwing chinese stars at my nipples
1:12 PM me: duh, she is mexican
1:13 PM About all she will throw is a mop or lawn mower

14 minutes
1:27 PM Todd: bs
1:28 PM ask dave what hispanic women can do when provoked
that's all i have to say about that
put it this way
dave prolly yelled "OOOOH NOES!!1!"
me: STOP USING MY OH NOES!!!
Todd: you messed up bro by sending that to me
1:29 PM me: lol
Todd: i love posting in the forum just to see it again
me: I see jooo faggot
Oh Noes
"Head Shot"
lol
1:31 PM Todd: They messed up mah dew
im not rezn yuo
me: lol
1:33 PM we are surrender, plz dunt ban us

6 minutes
1:40 PM Todd: you ever listen to Theory of a Dead Man the band?
1:41 PM me: No...french canadians suck
1:42 PM Todd: i like em
1:46 PM me: I haven't listened to them
I will check em out
1:50 PM Todd: jsut something different for a change
1:55 PM me: That is why I broke out my oldies
1:56 PM Motorhead, Sex Pistols, Pink Floyd, etc, etc
I had to search for my old sabbath stuff
Todd: aye
me: The new Ozzy isn't bad
1:57 PM Todd: should bust out the stabbing westward and gravity kills
me: izn't great, but izznt bad
They never went away
Todd: i like the new ozzy album
i listen to it at least a day each other week
me: Liza agreed we will name our daughter ozzy
Todd: liszten to it on the way to and from work

14 minutes
2:11 PM me: Me too
2:12 PM granted I only get 2 or 3 songs per trip
2:14 PM Todd: i get a damn album heh
sometimes 2
me: lol
I placed all my Presidents of the US back on the ipod
Liza is about to trash her ipod
Todd: good
get a creative
2:15 PM sounds just as good and you don't have to use that shitty i-fuck-u-tunes

10 minutes
2:25 PM me: itunes is the suck
2:26 PM oh, I got a kick ass deal for the wedding
2:29 PM Todd: no kidding?
2:30 PM me: Xbox 360 bar
twin screens, 2 360's
twin screens, 2 360's
Saw it online on wedding planning
2:33 PM It was ment to be for kids at the reception, but fuck them

6 minutes
2:40 PM Todd: fuck the kids

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