2:56 PM me: Fuckiung douche gate boarder
They board first class
Then families
John: what]\
me: Never call iut courtesy for elite
John: oh. United is 50/50 on calling premier
2:57 PM me: Then
THEN
I get up there once he calls 25 and higher
I'm 22
2:58 PM John: lol
me: I walk up anyways
He says "oh you're elite you can board at any time
Me: well I didn't hear a courtesay boarding call so I wasn't sure.
3:00 PM 3+ hour flight in the middle
This is gonna suck
Lots of cuties
John: lol
you got the bitch seat
how?
me: Nothing else open
:(
3:01 PM John: ROFL
me: All middle seat
When I booked
John: Hope you don't get 2 fat chicks on either side
me: So I book towards back of plan to avoid not having a spot up top for 360 by my seat
John: smart
me: Got a guy to my left
3:02 PM John: Is he cute
Is he brown?
Can he see this?
me: Stfu
Dick
John: lol
rofl
me: I closed convo window
Bitch
John: lol
me: Don't make me signb out
John: awesome
3:03 PM Its from swingers
me: Hehe
3:04 PM John: The guy trying to peak at your BB
I hate when people do that
Its like
"GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BB DOUCHE"
| 5 minutes |
3:10 PM me: Lol
No he hasn't tried
John: The cabin door still open
WTF are they doing
3:11 PM me: Still boarding
John: good god
me: Aye
3:12 PM John: Atleast you get drink service
me: This is an interesting boarding
John: Oh yea
how?
3:13 PM me: Bah
Closing cabin door
Time to call tasha
John: k
tell her hi for me
3:14 PM me: Kk
Closing cabin door
3:15 PM John: safe flight
me: Talk at ya later homey
Tks
Hopefully
Got a big guy to my right
:( :( :(
John: rofl
touch yourself
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