Downstairs meditating currently
12:14 PM And don't worry about thge no response from hildewutevar, Gretchen did the same to me rofl
12:15 PM me tyhinks he skeered her
At least I didn't drunk type it and confess I secretly had a cvrush on her in high school heh
John: oh yea, she is next on my list
12:16 PM I think liz is pissed cause I was a dick to becca
frankly I am not in HS so I don't need to play Capt Friendly
12:17 PM me: sings "cry me a river" by justin timba-toddisabadass-lake
John: Plus I am not going to friend request every fucking person just to have a large number
me: Tru
John: stupid loser assfucks
me: Ditto
Lol
John: /me takes a deep breath
me: How do you really feel?
12:18 PM John: I feel proud to say I had a few good friend. Not OMG I had like 300 friends like
me: Aye
12:19 PM John: Acquaintances are not friends.
me: Very true
John: Like you. I count you are a good long time friend that we just got lazy on keeping up
Gretchen long, acquaintance
me: Aye ditto here
True
12:20 PM John: ok, next subject
so I got this boil on my sac
j/k
me: Lemme send you the scan I did of my new genital wart
John: lol
So I got these weird bumps around my rectum
12:21 PM me: You shoulda seen the faces on the HR gals when I slapped my thunderstick on the big xerox copier
John: lol
BOOOMSTICK
me: LoL
You know
I have been wondering to myself
about what?
12:22 PM me: I wonder if I could ever find a chick who was ok with me yelling out "HEADSHOT!!" After giving her a facial.
John: ROFL
12:23 PM Oh my god you made me spit my rice on the desk
me: Hahahahaha
John: That needs to be saved
me: Haha
12:24 PM Can't wait for that one to be brought up over coffee when we're 60
John: can't wait to steal it and use it this weekend
me: Hahahahahaha
12:25 PM John: I would be worried about the chick you find that lets you do that
12:26 PM More over, whatelse does she want you to do
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