10:38 AM me: Omg
I have to shit for the 3rd fucking time
Brb
10:39 AM Actually taking you with
Lol
John: lol
Dude what is wrong with your ass
10:40 AM me: I don't honestly know
The worst part is
My ass is goint to get chapped I bet from wiping with all this crappy toilet paper
10:41 AM God forbid they hook us up with some charmin ultra
10:42 AM I really hope my body wasn't hurt so badly that it is just now cleaning house
I gotta change some health portions of my life
10:43 AM Beginning with beer I think
And smoking
10:47 AM John: Beer is ok in moderation
Smoking may cause the shits
add coffee and the gates will be wide open
10:52 AM me: Coffee isn't going anywhere for me
John: Coffee and Tobacco stimulate the anus
me: I'd rather give up beer and smoking rofl
John: lol
me: So does my wife's strap-on
John: Thats hot
me: Oops
Data leak
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