Can't a Man Poop In Peace??

4:33 PM me: fuckin dave

i was all comfy taking a dump

and he said he needed to talk to me downstairs

John: yeah fuck dave

me: fucker wanted to bum a smoke

i rushed for nothing

John: That is why I have renamed him Burt

me: *sighs*

4:34 PM there

John: there you go

He is Burt

You finish your crap?

me: yea

4:35 PM but i wanted to take my time

4:39 PM John: lol

Liza has started to ambush my shit

4:40 PM and its pissing me off

me: huh?

whatchya mean?

John: I will sit down for a nice long one. Got my gameboy or magazine ready. I will just be about to start and she will come to the door and start talking

4:41 PM Or worse she will open the door and then I am done

I have a shy butt

And she knows this

me: lock the door

4:43 PM John: doesn't matter

she will bang on the door

me: stay quiet

John: I think I will start hitting her

me: lol

tell her to gtfa

6 minutes

4:49 PM John: lol

she does it when I am "mean" to her

4:50 PM me: oh god

John: I think I will just take her to an orphanage and tell them she is 12 and I can't take it anymore

me: i'd stand up and shit on the floor and be like "clean that up and leave me alone next time!"

John: lol

I always wanted to shit on someones floor

4:53 PM me: like on alpha dog?

John: no cooler

4:56 PM like

swing from a chandelier(sp) and shit on some rich chicks marble floor