Scary Haircut

3:58 PM John: Hey

you getting a haircut

is this thing vibrating in your pants

3:59 PM so she thinks yous a pervert getting your jollys off

and don't you dare hit silent

8 minutes

4:07 PM John: Yup still here

7 minutes

4:15 PM John: so hows the hair

BB still vibrating? I sure hope so

4:16 PM Maybe the asian will say "You rerry get arot of phone carrs. Very popurar you are. ROR"

11 minutes

4:27 PM me: Lol

4:28 PM Fucking thought the network was dowm

John: so was it vibrating?

me: I looked at my bb while I was sitting down

And started laughing

4:29 PM Had to say I got a joke email

Turd

John: you like the ROR

I aim to please

me: Lol

4:30 PM Still laughin after rereading

John: :)

me: In grocery store looking stupid

John: You trying to figure out what Shit Take mushrooms are?

me: Had to get milk, khalua n vodka, yanno essentials

4:31 PM John: mmm, stuff for a growing boy

me: She offer to "doa mah eyebows on ta syde

John: Khalua n Vodka at the G Store

nice

me: No

John: put some slashes through them

me: I get my haircut in between grocery store and liquor store

4:32 PM John: nice

4:33 PM me: Lol was funny

4:34 PM I go to haircut place

Sit down

And I'm trying to scope out the chick gfetting her hair cut

It's freaking tasha

Lol

4:36 PM She fucked up my hair too

4:37 PM Sorry but "2 faded up tight on top spiked in front" isn't that hard

And shouldn't take30 minutes

4:40 PM John: lol

Fantastic sams

me: Lol close

Great clips

4:41 PM Damn communists

John: Tasha was there

me: Yea

John: you were checking out your own wife?

Do you need glasses

4:42 PM I mean not being able to recognize your own wife is bad

me: Lol

John: but even worse checking out your wife thinking she is someone else is worse

me: I'm telling her what you said

Rofl

4:44 PM John: nice

4:45 PM me: I would think it would b a compliment

John: Don't feel bad, I once said "Dayum baby" to a little hispanic girl not realizing it was liza.

But I wear glasses

and didn't have them