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9:40 PM Todd: laptop
9:41 PM John: Working
?
Todd: yeah
John: That sucks
Todd: gotta update a shitload of mail servers and reboot them
meh
9:42 PM pays the bills
9:45 PM John: Kk
Todd: oh yea digging bon iver
9:47 PM John: Kk
9:48 PM Todd: very mellow
9:50 PM never woulda guessed me for indie folk according to the genre label
9:57 PM John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
You hear the new Indigo Girls yet?
9:58 PM How long before you get a chick mullet?
10:07 PM Todd: sorry
i must have had the "ignorant fuckface" filter on
didn't see any of your text
10:11 PM John: O'rly
John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
John: Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
10:12 PM John: How long before you get a chick mullet
There you go
10:13 PM Todd: you still around?
john?
jesus man
not sure what you're typing but you triggered the auto-douche protection and cockface protection
10:14 PM John: Yes miranda
Todd: you might need to tone yer shit down
John: Lol
Sorry
J/k
Huggles
10:16 PM Todd: hehehe
see those came through fine
not sure what you were saying prior
we'll just leave it be
;)
John: Sorry, will put on some tracy chapman and mellow out

rehash

4:45 PM Todd: i'm about to scream
8 minutes
4:53 PM John: Me too
5:06 PM John: what are your screaming about
5:07 PM Todd: this fucking place
and the fucked up network
you?
John: I am screaming on the behalf of pro-lifers for eggs.
Stop the fetal poultry holocast!!!!!!
Todd: you best watch yo self
5:08 PM i eat a breakfast sandwich every mornin
Bb
John: Oh...I am not saying they aren't delicious
I had a few today
Just doing my part
Todd: Mmmmmhmmmmm
5:09 PM Fuck I wish it were friday
John: I wish I married Thai
5:11 PM Todd: Whai?
John: what
5:12 PM Sorry...wrong window
5:18 PM Todd: I thought whai for why was pretty fuckin funny....
But we
5:20 PM John: lol
5:42 PM John: Bb
5:49 PM Todd: What
Sorry, wrong window
5:50 PM I meant to type that in the window I gave a shit about
John: Rehash
6:07 PM Todd: I rehashed yer mom
John: What

The Hugh

1:19 PM Todd: i hear the movie sucks
1:22 PM John: Don't say that
I love the wolverine
2:03 PM John: WOLVERINES!!!!!!!
Todd: lol
GN in 24 HOURS@!##@
2:04 PM John: Yeah
2:05 PM And all night I will scream WOLVERINES
Why????
Cause you doubted the Jackman
2:08 PM Or as us Jack fans call him...."The Hugh"
2:18 PM John: I get Jack Weekly so I am up-to-date
2:19 PM Waiting on his new help book - "How to Jack"
Can't wait for the wife to leave. Get some quality time Jack'n all weekend.

Community Service

7:37 PM Todd: Our kid finally showed up

Interesting

Very

7:38 PM Like a hispanic rain man but with a disney obsession

Prolly 16

Very honery

Overall good kid though

7:39 PM Apart from smacking the shit out of the horse a few times

7:40 PM me: Lol

Supporting your friend when his job sux

me: Mornin

How did it go last night

Todd: Power outtage. Can't talk

me: Rofl

Wow first post in a couple days... Issues with Battlefield Bad Company for 360

Goes a little something like this:

11:08 AM John: 10-15min

11:09 AM the find all 5 weapons suck anyways

me: lol

John: I never use them

The spas is awesome

11:10 AM me: great

so i unlocked the wrong thing yet again

lol

John: The other shotty is more powerful

me: that bullshit of getting stuck where i was blew ass

John: lol

11:11 AM Hey I get stuck in rocks all the time

me: yeah

John: so no worries

me: in the corner of a fence and a rock

beside a house

John: I had my C4 out tried to blow up a tank and then I couldn't move

Tank rolled up and shot me

just issues with BF

like every BF

11:13 AM Awesome

I am moving to Germany

me: John: todd get in
Todd: John i can't
John: hurry todd i need repairs just come on
Todd: no really john i'm fucking stuck, i need someone to tk me
John: todd you coming?????
Todd: fuckin a john!! i'm fucking stuck i can't move just crouch and stand and turn around!!!
**pulls out noob toob**
Todd: oh fuck this
**BOOM**
Tiger Undies78 X Tiger Undies78
Tiger Undies78 Committed Suicide
-20 points
Todd: fucking ghey....

11:14 AM John: lol

me: that was about how it went

John: I would have blown your ass up

me: well you missed the "i'm stuck" several times

John: After all I had like 640 points that round

I heard you, just couldn't find you

me: yea tks

i found not too many enemies came by there

John: rofl

me: and then i would land a couple shots only for them to run around the corner

and guess what

11:15 AM I COULDN'T FUCKING FOLLOW THEM

John: ROFL

Just don't get in that position again

me: wow

John: lol

me: it's like i'm talking to Jesus himself

John: I know right

Damn Data Leak

10:38 AM me: Omg

I have to shit for the 3rd fucking time

Brb

10:39 AM Actually taking you with

Lol

John: lol

Dude what is wrong with your ass

10:40 AM me: I don't honestly know

The worst part is

My ass is goint to get chapped I bet from wiping with all this crappy toilet paper

10:41 AM God forbid they hook us up with some charmin ultra

10:42 AM I really hope my body wasn't hurt so badly that it is just now cleaning house

I gotta change some health portions of my life

10:43 AM Beginning with beer I think

And smoking

10:47 AM John: Beer is ok in moderation

Smoking may cause the shits

add coffee and the gates will be wide open

10:52 AM me: Coffee isn't going anywhere for me

John: Coffee and Tobacco stimulate the anus

me: I'd rather give up beer and smoking rofl

John: lol

me: So does my wife's strap-on

John: Thats hot

me: Oops

Data leak