5:28 PMme: Brit had her visitational rights suspended
5:31 PM John: lol
me: She's a nutjob
5:33 PM John: yup
I wish someone good would get into her life
5:34 PM me: Lol
John: Seriously
she is surrounded by retards
me: My dick would
5:35 PM John: Her mom, sister, dad, pavorotties (or whatever her dick husband said)
5:36 PM all bad people
me: My dick is a good person
John: she needs someone like ryan secrest to say "Hey...cut the shit"
5:37 PM me: And it would love to meet up with her vagina personality
And you know that vagina has a cool personality
John: have you seen it
nasty
me: Ryan seacrest is ghey he has no urge for her
I'd hit it
John: would rather eat out at LiLo's box then britneys
5:38 PM me: 12 ways from sunday too
LiLo?
John: Lindsey Lohan
me: I didn't say I wanted to eat her out
John: She changed her name a while ago
5:39 PM me: I would stick my soldier in it tho and let him fight the trenches
She's retarded too
John: lol
me: Chugging champagne fresh outta rehab
5:40 PM Seriously
I'd help them both back to a decent lifestyle if they were laying me
To live the rich lifestyle for a while. Screw someoine with money
5:41 PM John: lol
I would do paris
me: Then once they felt they were better part ways
John: chick takes it in the ass for coke
So I would tell her I have a big case of coke in my car
me: Hell if brit and lilo were up for it I'd help them both at the same time
Polygamist style
John: bang the bootie then bring in a case of coca cola
me: Werd
5:42 PM My issue with paris is I would be waaaay too inclined to donkey punch her
5:43 PM Seriously
I'm not even kidding I'd punch her in the back of the head and giggle
John: 50 achivements points "Fabrication Sodomy"
me too
5:44 PM me: Then shed sue me
John: I think it would make a great video
me: And my whole "helping the rich" plan would go down the drain
John: Donkey Punching while in Paris
me: Lol
John: its a double entendre
5:45 PM me: I wonder what's on the agenda for tonight
Maybe I'll start my perfect pushups
5:49 PM John: lol
I am going to try and donkey punch liza
you just made it sound worth doing
me: Lol
John: Now question...do you have to be having sex or can I just punch her in the back of the skull while she is cooking?
5:50 PM Then tell the cops it was sexual role play gone wrong
me: Guess no more flower girl
John: why
me: Lol
Sex
John: I don't rat out friends by telling my wife things they said
me: Hahahaha
5:51 PM I'm talking bout you donkey punching her
Phag
John: you said no more flower girl
me: Please hold while I direct your conversation to David please.......
Yea as in the wedding would be off
John: So I figured you meant after I punch liza she won't let you be in the wedding because she would be pissed at you
oh no
5:52 PM she better take the donkey punch
It can only lead to death
me: Lol
Prenub
John: What girls want to be punched in the head
5:53 PM me: Ones that I'd like to meet
Something new at least
5:54 PM John: I dated a girl that liked to be slapped (not hard mind you) but never punched
It was strange
she was a bible girl
me: Always r
5:55 PM John: Imagine having a chick say hit me during sex
made me feel bad
5:56 PM me: Y
John: It was creepy
I don't like hitting girls
unless they are fat and man like
then its fun
slap take that fatty
me: I'd try it
John: ok
5:57 PM try it with tash and let me know how it works
me: With a girl who likes it I would dumbass
John: lol
you never know
5:58 PM plus I would love to hear about tasha chasing you around after you slapped her during sex
me: Don't want to find out the wrong way crazy cracker
Notks
John: It would be like that black chick
she just says "Oh no you diiieeent"
5:59 PM You run screaming "I'm sorry" and she yells back "Get back here"
now thats comedy
6:02 PM me: Lol
