Sometimes you just fail!

Sent at 3:46 PM on Friday

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell *runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

John: * <----Fail

Todd: lol

fu

John: LMAO

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

wtf

John: ROFL

BOLD FAIL

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell *runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

there

i shoulda just left it alone the way it was

John: lol

OMG that was funny

GTalk's Various forms of protection

9:40 PM Todd: laptop
9:41 PM John: Working
?
Todd: yeah
John: That sucks
Todd: gotta update a shitload of mail servers and reboot them
meh
9:42 PM pays the bills
9:45 PM John: Kk
Todd: oh yea digging bon iver
9:47 PM John: Kk
9:48 PM Todd: very mellow
9:50 PM never woulda guessed me for indie folk according to the genre label
9:57 PM John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
You hear the new Indigo Girls yet?
9:58 PM How long before you get a chick mullet?
10:07 PM Todd: sorry
i must have had the "ignorant fuckface" filter on
didn't see any of your text
10:11 PM John: O'rly
John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
John: Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
10:12 PM John: How long before you get a chick mullet
There you go
10:13 PM Todd: you still around?
john?
jesus man
not sure what you're typing but you triggered the auto-douche protection and cockface protection
10:14 PM John: Yes miranda
Todd: you might need to tone yer shit down
John: Lol
Sorry
J/k
Huggles
10:16 PM Todd: hehehe
see those came through fine
not sure what you were saying prior
we'll just leave it be
;)
John: Sorry, will put on some tracy chapman and mellow out

rehash

4:45 PM Todd: i'm about to scream
8 minutes
4:53 PM John: Me too
5:06 PM John: what are your screaming about
5:07 PM Todd: this fucking place
and the fucked up network
you?
John: I am screaming on the behalf of pro-lifers for eggs.
Stop the fetal poultry holocast!!!!!!
Todd: you best watch yo self
5:08 PM i eat a breakfast sandwich every mornin
Bb
John: Oh...I am not saying they aren't delicious
I had a few today
Just doing my part
Todd: Mmmmmhmmmmm
5:09 PM Fuck I wish it were friday
John: I wish I married Thai
5:11 PM Todd: Whai?
John: what
5:12 PM Sorry...wrong window
5:18 PM Todd: I thought whai for why was pretty fuckin funny....
But we
5:20 PM John: lol
5:42 PM John: Bb
5:49 PM Todd: What
Sorry, wrong window
5:50 PM I meant to type that in the window I gave a shit about
John: Rehash
6:07 PM Todd: I rehashed yer mom
John: What

The Hugh

1:19 PM Todd: i hear the movie sucks
1:22 PM John: Don't say that
I love the wolverine
2:03 PM John: WOLVERINES!!!!!!!
Todd: lol
GN in 24 HOURS@!##@
2:04 PM John: Yeah
2:05 PM And all night I will scream WOLVERINES
Why????
Cause you doubted the Jackman
2:08 PM Or as us Jack fans call him...."The Hugh"
2:18 PM John: I get Jack Weekly so I am up-to-date
2:19 PM Waiting on his new help book - "How to Jack"
Can't wait for the wife to leave. Get some quality time Jack'n all weekend.