Wow first post in a couple days... Issues with Battlefield Bad Company for 360

Goes a little something like this:

11:08 AM John: 10-15min

11:09 AM the find all 5 weapons suck anyways

me: lol

John: I never use them

The spas is awesome

11:10 AM me: great

so i unlocked the wrong thing yet again

lol

John: The other shotty is more powerful

me: that bullshit of getting stuck where i was blew ass

John: lol

11:11 AM Hey I get stuck in rocks all the time

me: yeah

John: so no worries

me: in the corner of a fence and a rock

beside a house

John: I had my C4 out tried to blow up a tank and then I couldn't move

Tank rolled up and shot me

just issues with BF

like every BF

11:13 AM Awesome

I am moving to Germany

me: John: todd get in
Todd: John i can't
John: hurry todd i need repairs just come on
Todd: no really john i'm fucking stuck, i need someone to tk me
John: todd you coming?????
Todd: fuckin a john!! i'm fucking stuck i can't move just crouch and stand and turn around!!!
**pulls out noob toob**
Todd: oh fuck this
**BOOM**
Tiger Undies78 X Tiger Undies78
Tiger Undies78 Committed Suicide
-20 points
Todd: fucking ghey....

11:14 AM John: lol

me: that was about how it went

John: I would have blown your ass up

me: well you missed the "i'm stuck" several times

John: After all I had like 640 points that round

I heard you, just couldn't find you

me: yea tks

i found not too many enemies came by there

John: rofl

me: and then i would land a couple shots only for them to run around the corner

and guess what

11:15 AM I COULDN'T FUCKING FOLLOW THEM

John: ROFL

Just don't get in that position again

me: wow

John: lol

me: it's like i'm talking to Jesus himself

John: I know right

Damn Data Leak

10:38 AM me: Omg

I have to shit for the 3rd fucking time

Brb

10:39 AM Actually taking you with

Lol

John: lol

Dude what is wrong with your ass

10:40 AM me: I don't honestly know

The worst part is

My ass is goint to get chapped I bet from wiping with all this crappy toilet paper

10:41 AM God forbid they hook us up with some charmin ultra

10:42 AM I really hope my body wasn't hurt so badly that it is just now cleaning house

I gotta change some health portions of my life

10:43 AM Beginning with beer I think

And smoking

10:47 AM John: Beer is ok in moderation

Smoking may cause the shits

add coffee and the gates will be wide open

10:52 AM me: Coffee isn't going anywhere for me

John: Coffee and Tobacco stimulate the anus

me: I'd rather give up beer and smoking rofl

John: lol

me: So does my wife's strap-on

John: Thats hot

me: Oops

Data leak

Oooops

5:24 PM me: My throat is sore

I should cut back on the dick sucking

Oops

Wrong window

5:25 PM John: nice

I can't imagine what window that should go in

me: Diff "friend"

Lol

5:26 PM John: yeah

I like the quotes

ok, I am outtie

me: Lol

John: later

me: Piece

Women... Nuff Said

6:07 PM John: home

me: Lol

Still picking up din idn

John: wuts for din din

me: Taco hell for her, jitb for me

John: Nice

6:08 PM I will make dinner at 8:00 your time when the women gets home

me: Women??

Bastard!

John: lol

I turned to islam

asked to get my 50 virgins early

6:09 PM me: Lol

Good call

My Concern Really Is Genuine

7:45 PM John: sup homes

7:46 PM me: Hey hey

John: how u feeling

any better

me: Pooped again

*sigh*

John: lol

me: Working on laptop again

7:47 PM John: stil broke?

Tasha better?

me: For most part

She's sitting on couch

John: right on

7:48 PM I gotsta mah woman gettin meh dinna

7:49 PM OMFG

7:53 PM BTW, if you see on the news Liza was killed.....I did it

iTunes is fucked

me: Always has been

John: no, my itunes is fucked

she plugged into my external and loaded 1000 of her songs

7:54 PM My library went to 4500 and I was like WTF

me: Roflmao

John: its not funny

this is bS

me: Delete them

John: I am

7:55 PM but they are not together cause itunes won't list when loaded

so I have to go down the list

7:56 PM oh and all my Elvis is gone

7:57 PM ok, go back to laptop work

7:58 PM me: Kk

Tips For Proper Airplane Ettiquette

2:56 PM me: Fuckiung douche gate boarder

They board first class

Then families

John: what]\

me: Never call iut courtesy for elite

John: oh. United is 50/50 on calling premier

2:57 PM me: Then

THEN

I get up there once he calls 25 and higher

I'm 22

2:58 PM John: lol

me: I walk up anyways

He says "oh you're elite you can board at any time

Me: well I didn't hear a courtesay boarding call so I wasn't sure.

3:00 PM 3+ hour flight in the middle

This is gonna suck

Lots of cuties

John: lol

you got the bitch seat

how?

me: Nothing else open

:(

3:01 PM John: ROFL

me: All middle seat

When I booked

John: Hope you don't get 2 fat chicks on either side

me: So I book towards back of plan to avoid not having a spot up top for 360 by my seat

John: smart

me: Got a guy to my left

3:02 PM John: Is he cute

Is he brown?

Can he see this?

me: Stfu

Dick

John: lol

rofl

me: I closed convo window

Bitch

John: lol

me: Don't make me signb out

John: awesome

3:03 PM Its from swingers

me: Hehe

3:04 PM John: The guy trying to peak at your BB

I hate when people do that

Its like

"GET YOUR OWN FUCKING BB DOUCHE"

5 minutes

3:10 PM me: Lol

No he hasn't tried

John: The cabin door still open

WTF are they doing

3:11 PM me: Still boarding

John: good god

me: Aye

3:12 PM John: Atleast you get drink service

me: This is an interesting boarding

John: Oh yea

how?

3:13 PM me: Bah

Closing cabin door

Time to call tasha

John: k

tell her hi for me

3:14 PM me: Kk

Closing cabin door

3:15 PM John: safe flight

me: Talk at ya later homey

Tks

Hopefully

Got a big guy to my right

:( :( :(

John: rofl

touch yourself

Yes, We Are Professional

John: The examiner just wrote me back

2:30 PM All he put was, "Very professional"

me: lol

he must not be happy

i take it the guy died?

John: yup, it was a fatal

me: ouch

2:31 PM John: I stated the fact

me: and you wrote that?

good lord john

hahaqhahahhaha

John: what

it is in a email and it is the truth

it was a sooner than expected landing

in the dirt

me: hahahaha

2:32 PM John: The narrative is all professional and shit

me: oi vey that shit is funny

John: I am getting to the point of calling people stupid in the reports

ok, don't walk off with anyone. I will be right back