Quality Alone Time... J Style

John: I just made the greatest purchase at walgreens

A redbull, funyans(sp), tylenol, D batteries, and rubbers

Todd: Roflmao home alone tonight?

Sarcasm + Internet Requires Spellcheck

John: Oh if you see dave ask him about my borderland questions

I am debating changing to that instead of BC2

war games are getting old

Todd: he says borderlands rocks

John: Tell him thanks for the timely response

Todd: we talked about it while i wasn't even near my pc to read question

haven't been in front of it for 2 hours practically lol

John: lol

Todd: settle down mah boy settle down

*starts singing Men At Work songs*

John: I xbox'd msg him last night

I came in a man down yander

Men at work......little ghey there todd

Todd: meh

John: Don't meh my genious

or genius

Depends how "O" I am feeling

oh and I am going to rape your subsonic box when I come to houston

Todd: o'rly?

think so eh?

John: Fucking asshole

You box not you

Todd: nice

John: your box

I play an entire album then select just 1 song to play

nothing

Todd: hmm

maybe you broke it?

John: no play no nothing. Just sits there like an Obama support waiting for their welfare check

Todd: lol

John: changed players

all good now

So maybe I will just kick it

Reminds me of a A-6 Intruder story from my old prof Col. Cone

Remind me to tell you when you have a chance

funny vietnam shit

Todd: go for it

i'll act interested

like an obama supporter

John: You think Borderlands over BC2

Todd: i've started thinking neither

think i'm gonna wait

John: MW2 only

Todd: as lame as it sounds yah

John: I want to keep playing with you

as gay as it sounds

Todd: i don't want to spend money on a game i might not play very long. not when there's new shit coming out the next 2 months with red dead redemption and crackdown 2

John: tru dat

I though BL was cheap

nvr mind $50

Todd: yea

John: MW 2 it is

Just wanted something coop

Todd: i've started going back through on recruit to find intel

John: Me too

Todd: lol

4/27 RDR

5/1 CD2

no shortage of games in may

John: CD2

Todd: crackdown2

John: I hope RDR is good

Todd: me too

John: Ant is in it

"While PR wouldn't confirm if the game had co-op or not, something we strongly hope for, what we did see impressed us."

Todd: i'm a shoot the fuck outta a bear

John: I want to knife a rabbit

Horses and Stagecoaches are avail in MP

only thing confirmed

Sooo I think I will need to put your horse down

You know, so it doesn't suffer

Todd: we'll see

i'm a fuckin tnt yer gayscoach

John: I am going to ram my locamotive into your crash pad

Yeah, trains are in mp as well

Todd: locomotive homo

John: we'll see when it slammed into your tunnel

Todd: threats suck when your spelling is the equivalent of special timmy who shits his pants still

and there we go again

are you even fucking paying attention to what you're typing?

John: Pitching is not ghey

catching is

Don't you ever watch locked up?

Todd: MAH NAME ERS JONN I LIKE TWAINZ IMA SWAMMED MAH WOCAMOTAHV IN YER TUNELL

John: OK I don't recall typing like a 3 year old

Todd: no worse

you tpyed in future past tense

lol

typed

see?

my insult had no effect

because my retarded ass can't even type typed

John: lol

and I am paying attention to this as I type a report

Todd: i'd hate to read the report

John: with my luck Locomotive and ass tunnel will be in it

Todd: lol

don't forget slammed

Sometimes you just fail!

Sent at 3:46 PM on Friday

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell *runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

John: * <----Fail

Todd: lol

fu

John: LMAO

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

wtf

John: ROFL

BOLD FAIL

Todd: shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell *runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

shits in a bag, lights bag on fire, leaves it on door step, and rings doorbell runs and hides and watches john walk out "awwww" john's wife:"what is it?" john:"another one o'dem flamin bags" john's wife:"don't put it out with your boots!!" john:"shut up devil woman!!!" (stomps furiously on bag of poop) john:"ahh poop" me:"hehehe he called the shit poop"

there

i shoulda just left it alone the way it was

John: lol

OMG that was funny

GTalk's Various forms of protection

9:40 PM Todd: laptop
9:41 PM John: Working
?
Todd: yeah
John: That sucks
Todd: gotta update a shitload of mail servers and reboot them
meh
9:42 PM pays the bills
9:45 PM John: Kk
Todd: oh yea digging bon iver
9:47 PM John: Kk
9:48 PM Todd: very mellow
9:50 PM never woulda guessed me for indie folk according to the genre label
9:57 PM John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
You hear the new Indigo Girls yet?
9:58 PM How long before you get a chick mullet?
10:07 PM Todd: sorry
i must have had the "ignorant fuckface" filter on
didn't see any of your text
10:11 PM John: O'rly
John: Oh I knew you had some LPGA in ya
John: Hey what date is Lilith Fair?
10:12 PM John: How long before you get a chick mullet
There you go
10:13 PM Todd: you still around?
john?
jesus man
not sure what you're typing but you triggered the auto-douche protection and cockface protection
10:14 PM John: Yes miranda
Todd: you might need to tone yer shit down
John: Lol
Sorry
J/k
Huggles
10:16 PM Todd: hehehe
see those came through fine
not sure what you were saying prior
we'll just leave it be
;)
John: Sorry, will put on some tracy chapman and mellow out

rehash

4:45 PM Todd: i'm about to scream
8 minutes
4:53 PM John: Me too
5:06 PM John: what are your screaming about
5:07 PM Todd: this fucking place
and the fucked up network
you?
John: I am screaming on the behalf of pro-lifers for eggs.
Stop the fetal poultry holocast!!!!!!
Todd: you best watch yo self
5:08 PM i eat a breakfast sandwich every mornin
Bb
John: Oh...I am not saying they aren't delicious
I had a few today
Just doing my part
Todd: Mmmmmhmmmmm
5:09 PM Fuck I wish it were friday
John: I wish I married Thai
5:11 PM Todd: Whai?
John: what
5:12 PM Sorry...wrong window
5:18 PM Todd: I thought whai for why was pretty fuckin funny....
But we
5:20 PM John: lol
5:42 PM John: Bb
5:49 PM Todd: What
Sorry, wrong window
5:50 PM I meant to type that in the window I gave a shit about
John: Rehash
6:07 PM Todd: I rehashed yer mom
John: What

The Hugh

1:19 PM Todd: i hear the movie sucks
1:22 PM John: Don't say that
I love the wolverine
2:03 PM John: WOLVERINES!!!!!!!
Todd: lol
GN in 24 HOURS@!##@
2:04 PM John: Yeah
2:05 PM And all night I will scream WOLVERINES
Why????
Cause you doubted the Jackman
2:08 PM Or as us Jack fans call him...."The Hugh"
2:18 PM John: I get Jack Weekly so I am up-to-date
2:19 PM Waiting on his new help book - "How to Jack"
Can't wait for the wife to leave. Get some quality time Jack'n all weekend.

Community Service

7:37 PM Todd: Our kid finally showed up

Interesting

Very

7:38 PM Like a hispanic rain man but with a disney obsession

Prolly 16

Very honery

Overall good kid though

7:39 PM Apart from smacking the shit out of the horse a few times

7:40 PM me: Lol